BUILD YOUR DREAM LIFE, MAKE A TON OF F*CKN MONEY AND HAVE IT ALL… YEAH IT GETS TO BE SIMPLE, SIMPLY SWEET.

BUILD YOUR DREAM LIFE, MAKE A TON OF F*CKN MONEY AND HAVE IT ALL… YEAH IT GETS TO BE SIMPLE, SIMPLY SWEET.

Hey you, yep...you

I have something to tell you. 

You can have it. All of it. You can have the entire damn cake, sprinkles and icing too. In your life, in your business, in whatever your heart desires and there is no picking priorities around here. 

Life gets to be sweet and sooo simple. 

Full-time income from your own business, done. Impacting your sphere, absolutely. A business that you LOVE deeply, all yours. Weekends off to sleep in, cuddle puddles, sweatpants, and being with your people when you want… you got it. 

Simple. Sweet. Success.

And we are going to build it all with funnels and automations so we can spend less time working and more time living. M’kay?

Hey you, yep...you

I have something to tell you. 

You can have it. All of it. You can have the entire damn cake, sprinkles and icing too. In your life, in your business, in whatever your heart desires and there is no picking priorities around here. 

Life gets to be sweet and sooo simple. 

Full-time income from your own business, done. Impacting your sphere, absolutely. A business that you LOVE deeply, all yours. Weekends off to sleep in, cuddle puddles, sweatpants, and being with your people when you want… you got it. 

Simple. Sweet. Success.

And we are going to build it all with funnels and automations so we can spend less time working and more time living. M’kay?

BUSINESS GETS TO BE SIMPLIER EASIER AUTOMATED

Before Oh Hey Freelancer I was a burnt out corporate junkie who pulled 60+ hour work weeks. I wanted to impact someone’s life and that wasn’t happening. No impact, small bank account, and miserable AF. 

I wanted soooo much more. Like grundles more. I wanted to empower others, live on my terms and have a fat bank account.

I wanted SIMPLE. 

I wanted easy steps that gave me the results I desired, I wanted unique, I wanted to live in sweatpants. I didn’t want the cookie cutter life that was flowing around for everyone else. 

By untraining myself from the cookie cutter genericness I had clients chasing me, referring their friends and my bank account… well let’s just say it’s never been fatter. 

If I can do this, you sure as sh*t can too.

5 gazillion posts every week? Friending people who may be my ideal client? Nahh… that slimy stuff isn’t for me. And it ain’t for you either! I wanted AUTOMATED baby cause let’s be honest at the end of the day I want to hear the pings of money hitting my bank account, not another person I had to convince to buy.

Maybe this sounds like you

Maybe this sounds like you

SOUNDS LIKE YOU NEED FUNNELS AUTOMATIONS PASSIVE INCOME

SOUNDS LIKE YOU NEED FUNNELS AUTOMATIONS PASSIVE INCOME

No more pushing people into your group, your dms, your sales funnel in hopes that they may convert only to have to try and push over the objection hill. No more ‘Hey Girl!’ dms hitting your new contacts inboxes. 

I am gonna guess you don’t want to send the same dm over and over knowing that it’s gonna take some voodoo magic to get someone to convert. 

Nah. That is a HARD pass. 

How about we stop following these trends that are made for the masses when you know that you are like one in a gazillion. 

If anyone tells you other wise well, you send them over here and l will help them see otherwise.

Let’s talk SIMPLE SUCCESS, yeah? And hells yes I am gonna brag.

✨ MAGIC IS GOING TO HAPPEN WHEN YOU COME ONBOARD ✨

✨ MAGIC IS GOING TO HAPPEN WHEN YOU COME ONBOARD ✨

🩷 Fall in love with yourself more, believe in yourself hard core and build something that feels like the best thing you have ever created. 

✨ Stop caring about what other people think – especially that one girl who was mean as sh*t in high school. No opinion is gonna matter cause we are like water and they are like glue…

🤑 Selling is going to become intentional and caring. It’s gonna feel good. 

💰 Your business is gonna grow some really fat pockets, and even one that you can up and leave for a bit but it’s still gonna be cha-chinging while you are enjoying that vaca of yours. 

One. Two. Three. Let’s launch the success out of your business. 

Let’s make not working a million hours, making a sh*t ton of money and having the space to do whatever you want the new norm. 

Let’s ice that cake. 

Join me live for Simple Sweet Funnels & Automations and get my near decade of business ownership worth of advice by the spoonful (or should I say plateful??).

M'KAY BUT WHAT'S INCLUDED IN IT FOR ME INSIDE

SO GLAD YOU ASKED. CAUSE I AM ABOUT TO DROP IT LIKE IT’S HOT

M'KAY BUT WHAT'S INCLUDED IN IT FOR ME INSIDE

SO GLAD YOU ASKED. CAUSE I AM ABOUT TO DROP IT LIKE IT’S HOT

Funnels Baby!

🛠️ Build a framework and path that your client is gonna take to be in a spot to pay you dolla bills baby

😜 Create your products to match steps in your funnel so it’s a no brainer for people to NOT to purchase 

🖥️ Build a funnel from scratch (even if you have never done it!) with me. I’ll even give you the tech stack you need to make it work (and most of them are free!) 

💌 Create a nurture sequence to take those warm leads and make them piping hot leads

Auto, Auto, Automations

🧰 Create a email automation to make it so people can opt in even at 2am. 

🏷️ Learn the ins and outs of tags, segments and groups so you can make sure create custom experiences – and no not the tag on the playground 

📱 Setup your purchases to auto deliver so you have happy customers and you don’t have to do a thing. 

⚙️ Create a lead machine that is gonna make it just flow to you

💌 Setup sequences so move people with ease

AND...

We are gonna

👋🏻 Work together LIVE for 8-10 weeks building your funnel CUSTOM to your business – we don’t do cookie cutter here.

🛟 Support inbetween LIVE sessions with a community and chat so we can make sure you are moving, moving 💃🏻

🔑 Give you lifetime access to all the materials so you can come back again and again to build more and more

BUT WHAT ABOUT BONUSES?

We are gonna

👋🏻 Work together LIVE for 8-10 weeks building your funnel CUSTOM to your business – we don’t do cookie cutter here.

🛟 Support inbetween LIVE sessions with a community and chat so we can make sure you are moving, moving 💃🏻

🔑 Give you lifetime access to all the materials so you can come back again and again to build more and more

HOT DAMN... WHAT'S NEXT HOW DO I JOIN WHEN DO WE START SIGN ME UP

Bonus One

✨ I partnered with my friend, Vanessa certified ThetaHealer® + Akashic Records Reader, of Align Awaken Heal to bring you a Femme Flow Activation to level up your abundance meditation

🔮 For the first 20 people to enter the program, Vanessa is offering a 20 minute energy scan. Learn where you are blocked, where you need to adjust and where you are in your jam

and…

💵 She is offering you exclusive founding member pricing for her newest membership for just $11/mo! This membership will help you uplevel your energy, gain access to meditations and get coached monthly – trust me her coaching is epic

Bonus Two

💌 My high converting nurture sequence to help convert people in the inboxes, these emails have worked for all different niches in all different brands

📓 My ‘Scale-It’ Journal to help you map out your next steps to hit the next level of your business. Having a map and game plan is going to help you make decisions with ease

📱 Access to my course The ‘Gram to teach you how to grow on instagram fast. I even teach you how to take photos, edit and save yourself time on posting

HOT DAMN... WHAT'S NEXT HOW DO I JOIN WHEN DO WE START SIGN ME UP

HERE’S THE DOWNLOW

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PHEW... I MEAN, HOW CAN YOU PASS THAT UP?

HEY AMAZEBALLS BABE!

I'm Teagan

I’m gonna just get to it. 

I started my business while being a new mama to a 6 month old, while working a full time 9-5 marketing director job, and that little business pulled in my full time income in within 2 weeks. Yeah… that wasn’t a typo. 

I wanted to do things my way not selling my soul to another person’s dreams, cause GIRL I was not made to stay put and play small. 

I invested, I grew and doubled down. 

The result was hitting multiple six figures my first year in business, speaking at conferences, teaching at conventions, collabs with MASSIVE brands and a waitlist out my door. 

Then the divorce hit and this mama… well her life got thrown in a food processor. 

I lost the business I had built, was suddenly a single mom to a three year old and was starting all over. I was on food stamps, medicaid and was rebuilding something I never planned on doing. So I rebuilt.

As I sat in a divorced mama’s group listening to the struggles of trying to balance it all and feeling trapped in a 9-5 I KNEW I had to do something. 

I had rebuilt my business bigger and better with a different way of rolling with it. It was on my terms, with no opinions and a goal to help change the world for women. That is where Simple Sweet Funnels came in. I pulled the training I learned from investing over a half a million dollars and created a one of a kind way of getting business to work on anyone’s terms, creating impact and increasing those dollar bills. 

Now it’s your turn.

FAQs

Uhhh is this for me?

Do you have a business you want to sell and market in a way that feels amazeballs, simple and so good? Perf. You are in the right spot.

Mmm..I am making ok money, should I still do it?

Do you love the WAY you are selling right now? Are you tucked behind a computer or phone 24/7 and getting tired? Does it feel forced?? If any of those are a yep, this is for you.

Do I get 1:1 access to Teagan?

Simple Sweet Funnels doesn’t come with 1:1 access, but if you are interested in explore that send me a DM and let’s talk about upgrades!

Hold up... I still have questions

No worries! I got you. Shoot me a email hello@ohheyfreelancer.com and we will get them answered ASAP

FAQs

Uhhh is this for me?

Do you have a business you want to sell and market in a way that feels amazeballs, simple and so good? Perf. You are in the right spot.

Mmm..I am making ok money, should I still do it?

Do you love the WAY you are selling right now? Are you tucked behind a computer or phone 24/7 and getting tired? Does it feel forced?? If any of those are a yep, this is for you.

Do I get 1:1 access to Teagan?

Simple Sweet Funnels doesn’t come with 1:1 access, but if you are interested in explore that send me a DM and let’s talk about upgrades!

Hold up... I still have questions

No worries! I got you. Shoot me a email hello@ohheyfreelancer.com and we will get them answered ASAP

WHAT IF... 2024 WAS YOUR YEAR FUNNELS MADE YOU BANK YOU COULD AUTOMATE YOUR LEADS YOU SOLD MORE DOING LESS

WHAT IF... 2024 WAS YOUR YEAR FUNNELS MADE YOU BANK YOU COULD AUTOMATE YOUR LEADS YOU SOLD MORE DOING LESS

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